Apple Tartz – This refreshing hybrid cross of Runtz x Apple Fritter, redolent of crisp Granny Smith and sweet Honeycrisp, is sure to dazzle. Sour and tart, sharp and enlivening, evocative of those enormous perfectly green, perfectly ripened apples of your childhood – crisp and invigorating. Though like most, the metaphoric apple doesn’t fall far from either side of the tree here – the Apple Tartz has a surprising sweetness that lingers for only a second, lent by the Runtz. As well, the melding of these two flavor profiles produces a diesel/gas overtone that is zesty and refreshing – and a soft floral note that keeps you guessing and tasting – no flavor profile is left out here. Energizing and uplifting, but smooth and focused, the Apple Tartz feels true hybrid, with the high taking an ever so slight sativa tilt at times. Have it for breakfast.
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Screaming in with it’s delicious, booming banana flavor profile, this bud warrants both of it’s namesakes with the tropical, buttery sweetness of a banana, turned up to maximum volume like the howl of a banshee. It packs a tropical punch on the inhale then mellows to yellow with a smooth sweetness on the exhale. Noon to night, it’s a favorite for those who love the fruity terp profiles, and the perfect entryway for those who are still not sold on them. The high is a perfect, middle-of-the-road hybrid. It allows for all forms of activity or relaxation, and is a great all day smoke for the entire spectrum of cannabis enthusiasts.
This legendary Indica is perfect for those looking for a heavy hitter. There is a reason this strain has such a big following! With a smell reminiscent of musky diesel fuel, it is pretty easy to imagine why “Chem” is in its name. This will put you on the couch and make you stay there. This strain might just make you feel like a soup sandwich.
The waters of Chemdog’s lineage are murky and hard to trace. Many have theories on the origin of Chemdog, Chemdog91, and Chemdog’s many other variants, but all can agree, you know them when you taste them, and this Chemdog91 undoubtedly makes the grade. One of the most distinct and popular flavor profiles out there, Chemdog91’s zesty lemon/lime punch and gassy zing is universal, classification defying, and beloved by cannabis enthusiasts of all walks and ages. Cerebral, with that gentle rush to the face and the top of head that we all know and love, the high from Chemdog91 is simply a classic.
The sativa-dominant hybrid Cinderella 99 is a potent strain that smells of tropical citrus and tastes of sweet lemons with an earthy undertone. It’s THC content averages at 18% with some crops topping off at 22%. It’s high is often defined as perfect to uplift creativity, create a dreamy mood, and it offers a light body high. It often increases energy, and many claim that it can be used throughout the day, though its high usually lasts around 90 minutes. However, you don’t need much to feel this strain’s effects. Reviewers note that a little goes a long way. Paranoia is a known ill side-effect if you consume too much at once, along with a mild headache or dizziness. This strain’s parents are under debate. Some believe they are a cross between Jack Herer and Shiva Skunk.
Very potent, one of the most greasy strains other than Cherry Pie that smell of gas. It’s recommended as a nighttime smoke. Very dense, dark and sticky buds.
This light green and purple nug is the perfect Indica dominant Hybrid for you. Smelling like chocolate gelato dipped in jet fuel, this bud is the perfect gassy dessert. Heavy hitting behind the eyes, this strain will relax you into that deep sleep you’ve been missing so bad.
The cannabis strain Granddaddy Purple (aka Grand Daddy Purps, or GDP) is an indica that emits a sweet berry fragrance and leaves consumers with a grape aftertaste. It’s a striking strain, with deep and dark purple buds surrounded by bright orange hairs and a plethora of white trichomes. To say that Granddaddy Purple buds are stunning would be a gross understatement. There’s a reason why GDP has become one of the most famous purple colored cannabis strains in the United States, idolized for its vibrant shades and exotic candy-like aroma.
Its parents are both indica strains: Purple Urkle and Big Bud. This strain is exceptionally similar to Grape Ape, and legend has it the two could be the same. However, it was first developed in 2003 by Ken Estes in California when he decided to create a new and remarkable indica using two strains that were already renowned for their effects. It’s best to consume this strain at night. It’s an excellent choice to aid sleep and ease tension in the body. This strain relieves restless leg syndrome for a comfortable night’s rest and elevates appetite.
GMO is a Sativa-Dominant hybrid strain created by crossing the infamous breed, Girl Scout Cookies Forum, with the equally respected ChemDog D. The GMO Pheno was founded by Skunkmasterflex. GMO may also go by several aliases: Garlic Cookies, GMO Cookies, Chem Cookies, or Garlic Mushroom Onion. Why? Well, GMO also stands for a genetically modified organism, and this goes against the organic, natural ethos of many consumers and dispensaries.
The GMO name is highly disputed, but its aroma is unlike any other. It’s rich, funky smell is an earthy blend of pungent garlic, mushroom, and onions with very gassy and very skunky undertones. Like many great Indica-Dominant hybrids, GMO produces a wonderfully versatile high. The head high leaves you feeling stoned, but not so stoned that you can’t function. Both happiness and creativity follow that first toke, which makes GMO the perfect strain for anyone struggling with creative blocks. It’s a seriously strong skunk that packs a punch in smell, taste, and effects. One toke and you will see why it is much loved.
Grape Snow Cone is the quintessential Indica. Perfect for Indica lovers, this chunky flower is a hybrid between Grape Ape (GDP x Mendo Purps) x Supernatural (Grape God x The Flav). This strain is great for relaxing, introspection and recharging. Smoked herb leaves a lingering taste of dark fruit with gassy notes. It has beautiful purple flecked buds with a few bright orange hairs. Grape Ape was featured on the cover of High Times 2008 Growers Guide, and Supernatural won the HighTimes Medical Cup in 2012.
Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid from Exotic Genetix, the breeders who created standout strains like Kimbo Kush and Starfighter. Grease Monkey is a cross between the couch-locking indica Gorilla Glue and Exotic’s own hybrid Cookies and Cream. It imparts a thick and lazy body stone, and some subtle mental stimulation. Grease Monkey also carries the sweet and musky flavor profile that will be familiar to fans of strains in the Girl Scout Cookies family.
Just as it has many recreational uses, Grease Monkey also has a variety of applications for medical cannabis patients. It can be a balm for mild to moderate symptoms from stress and depression, and take the edge off of frazzled patients’ day-to-day lives. Its sedative properties can also soothe aches and pains of all kinds, whether temporary or chronic. Meanwhile, anti-inflammatory effects can be an effective treatment for everyday discomforts like nausea. In high enough doses, Grease Monkey can even counteract insomnia, lulling smokers into a deep and restful sleep. Because of the initial risk of an out-of-control “mind race,” this strain may not be the best choice for patients who are prone to panic.
Grease Monkey is an indica-dominant hybrid from Exotic Genetix, the breeders who have given us standout strains like Kimbo Kush and Starfighter. Grease Monkey is a cross between the couch-locking indica Gorilla Glue and Exotic’s own hybrid Cookies and Cream. It imparts a thick and lazy body stone, and some subtle mental stimulation. Grease Monkey also carries the sweet and musky flavor profile that will be familiar to fans of strains in the Girl Scout Cookies family.
It has many recreational uses and a variety of applications for medical cannabis patients. It can be a balm for symptoms of mild to moderate stress and depression, and take the edge off of frazzled patients’ day-to-day lives. Its sedative properties can also soothe aches and pains of all kinds, whether temporary or chronic. Meanwhile, anti-inflammatory effects can be an effective treatment for everyday discomforts like nausea. In high enough doses, Grease Monkey can even counteract insomnia, lulling smokers into a deep and restful sleep. Because of the initial risk of an out-of-control “mind race,” this strain may not be the best choice for patients who are prone to panic.
This strain originates from within the Cookie Fam camp, which owns the very popular cannabis brand, Cookies. This strain highlights the work of multiple highly talented breeders based out of San Francisco and LA County. Gelato, one of the parents for Gushers, was created by Sherbinski by hybridizing Sunset Sherbet (Pink Panties x Girl Scout Cookies) and Thin Mint GSC. The result was a strain that has given us many legendary cuts including Gelato 33 (Larry Bird) and Gelato 44, the parent of Gushers.
The other parent is the legendary TK, also known as Triangle Kush, a strain that is widely accepted to be the origin point for all OG Kush strains grown today. This Indica-Dominant hybrid’s aroma is a wonderful blend of sweet and slightly sour tropical fruits, with fresh, earthy herbal tones. Initially the Gusher high is very invigorating, then it’s sedating. This creates a beautiful combination of both euphoric cerebral high followed by a wave of full mind and body relaxation. This high makes Gushers perfect to lift your spirit during the day or counteract anxiety while relaxing the muscles. It will also allow your mind to unwind and wander freely at night.
Hawaiian Fire is one of the finest hybrid strains you can medicate with. With a higher than average THC content, it does more than offer a sensational high. As the name implies, the term ‘fire’ is a word used to identify high quality strains. Even though not much is known about its heritage, it is a beautiful strain. The calyxes are lengthy but sticky at the same time. The buds are infested with resin and covered with trichomes that make it look different from other strains you may have come across. As for the taste and aroma, think citrus lime with mint undertones. The sweet, sour, minty taste is to die for. Hawaiian Fire offers a unique high that will have you relaxed in no time. It will also make you feel happy and euphoric. It is the best strain if you plan to hang out with your friends or want to listen to music. Apart from its relaxing effects, the strain also has various medical applications. Hawaiian Fire is recommended for patients suffering from anorexia, stress and anxiety.
Ice Cream Cake is a rare indica-dominant hybrid created through a cross of the Gelato 33 x Wedding Cake strains. With this bud, the name says it all in the flavor department. Ice Cream Cake packs a super delicious, cheesy, creamy flavor with a sweet nuttiness that lingers long after you finish your final toke. The aroma is similar, with a light pungent effect that’s released as the nugs burn. The Ice Cream Cake high is just as beautiful as the flavor, with lifted and relaxing effects that will have you kicking back in no time flat. This bud is also pretty, with small, dense, grape-shaped forest green nugs with thick orange hairs and frosty white crystal trichomes.
The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects that lift your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease, pushing out any negative or racing thoughts immediately. Soon after, a relaxing body high will creep in, and you will fall deep into a couch-lock state of sedation before you eventually drift away. With these calming effects and its high average THC level, Ice Cream Cake is said to be perfect to treat depression, chronic pain, insomnia, nausea or appetite loss.
Created by Cali Connection, Jedi Kush is a cross between DeathStar x San Fernando Valley OG. Like many Cali Connection strains, Jedi Kush keeps the tradition of gassy heat with lineages from Sour Diesel, Sensi Star, and OG Kush. This Indica-Dominant hybrid exudes a fresh pine, yet diesel, almost perfume-like aroma. Jedi Kush might not give you the power of mind control, but it does produce a very versatile high that is sure to add a psychedelic dimension to your day. This cerebral high is well balanced with subtle physical relaxation that can soothe mild aches and pains, as well as irritations like headaches and nausea. Jedi Kush’s mood-altering ability also helps to improve symptoms from mild to moderate stress and depression. In high enough doses, Jedi Kush may even lull insomniacs into a deep and satisfying sleep. Because it may bring about some intense cerebral effects, this strain is for moderate to experienced tokers only.