Sour notes of green apple, tangy and sharp, redolent of a crisp Granny Smith or your favorite green apple candies, are placed perfectly against a backdrop of shimmering kushy sweetness in Alien Apple Kush. Tart pomaceous notes in the foreground, crisp and refreshing, are sweetened and sugared by a cakey kush finish, like apple cobbler made with the greenest apples you can find. Sativa and equally as sharp as its profile, the stone of Alien Apple Kush is heady and cerebral, enlivening. Kickstart your day or evening, or feel the creative apple juices begin to flow.
You are immediately transported, and feel yourself strolling along the breezy cliffside streets of Sorrento upon first taste of the Amalfi Rainbow. Like someone just poured you a fresh glass of limoncello, or scooped a fresh blood-orange gelato – the Amalfi Rainbow is fruit punch incarnate. Syrupy sweet, and evocative of “old-school” fruit flavors – orange, berry, and lemon with the slightest notes of spice and earth, maybe just a hint of cardamom or cinnamon. “New-age” fruit flavors make appearances as well, the Amalfi is often evocative of your favorite rainbow themed or fruit shaped candy. The Amalfi leans indica, and is a soothing presence. Sunrise to sunset, over the Tyrrhenian, or wherever you may find yourself – this calming and blissful lingering effect of the Amalfi Rainbow will carry you aloft through your day, and into your evening.
The name says it all, Apple Fritter is a sweet treat with hints of apple and pastry dough. This hybrid is the perfect compliment to a night out, seeing the sights, or having a movie in.
Vroom vroom, baby! Biker Kush is classic California kind, like driving up along the Pacific on California 1. Notes of pine and citrus wafting off the side of the highway as you euphorically blaze up the Pacific coast on your chopper, earth and flora linger on a kushy exhale that leaves you tingling behind the eyes and slipping into the comfortable golden state of relaxation, much classic OG profile fun to be found here. Don’t let the zest and spice of this profile fool you, Biker Kush is heavy hitting and leaves one feeling rested and calmed; limonene helps soothe anxiety and insomnia, and helps keep you even-keeled. Biker Kush is your next road-trip companion, it doesn’t even need a sidecar.
Tropical fruits, spicy flora & earth, everyone knows that it takes two to tango. Let this exciting, tropically infused cross of Jungle Cake x Runtz dance across your taste buds & dazzle your senses. Telltale tropical fruit notes from Runtz, a slight sugary sweetness, intermingle with nuttiness and spice from the Jungle Cake; this makes for a complex profile that goes down like a fruity cocktail that doesn’t lean too heavily on the sugar, enjoyed on the beach. A cocktail you could drink all day into the evening, Cha Cha is marvelously hybrid, it smoothes out all the edges, while maintaining focus.
With subtle & sweet notes of blue and black berries, a heavy kush exhale, and a tangy OG bite in the foreground, Crunchberries may be new and exciting to us all, but this flavor profile is “kicking it old-school”. A full and robust profile brimming with classic cannabis flavors, Crunchberries can be traced back to original blueberry strains and Triple OG; with it’s tart and tangy punch bordering on citrus, and it’s kushy berry exhale, Crunchberries is an instant classic, and will transport you back to the days of old-school kind. Leaning indica due to its kush lineage, Crunchberries soothes and relaxes the body and mind, calms and collects the spirit, while still remaining potent and intense enough to keep you moving. Heavy and sedating, but while maintaining euphoria and alertness. Crunchberries might be a little heavy to have with your breakfast cereal, but we don’t know until we try it, right? Breakfast is served.
Soft cheese and zesty funk, searing skunk, notes of garlic and gas, sweet sugary citrus; Daily Slap is bright and enlivening, an open-hand slap to your senses. Comparable to the classic OG profile, Daily Slap is complex and holds many twists and turns; feel the sensation drift back forth between sweet and spiced, the flavor oscillates between cheese and fruit and skunk. Hybrid, the stone leans slightly sativa; awaken the mind and dazzle the senses with Daily Slap. Smoke it before you shadowbox, or use it to get yourself psyched up for your upcoming jiu jitsu class.
The holy grail of gas. The colossus of funk. Don Mega blends searing garlic, diesel, and gas, with playful fruit, cream, and cheese to create a profile that has to be tasted to be believed. GMO lineage lends those fiery telltale gassy and zesty notes, before the Black Banana lineage cools, calms, and collects the profile into something altogether unique and downright funky, lending a cheesiness and creaminess evocative of old school cheese and funk strains. Marvelously hybrid, the stone of the Don Mega is shapeless in a beautiful way, the stone takes the shape of the mood of the user, true hybrid, which makes Don Mega perfect for any time of day. You might have just found your new everyday smoker. Long live the king!
Astringent citrus, earthen nuttiness, pine and flora, with a soft kush-like exhale, Electric Peanut Butter Cookie leaves little to the imagination. Biting lemon sears in the foreground, a pleasant surprise, before notes of peanut butter and hash cool the exhale. Complex, sour, sweet, hashy, your new favorite cookie. Hybrid, even-keeled but with great shape, EPBC calms the nerves and is great for pain relief, while still maintaining sharpness and focus. Take EPBC out for a morning stroll or kick your feet up after a long day and enjoy.
Fiery gas and petrol, and sugary candied sweetness leap out from Fritter Cake like someone dumped a pound of sugar into a gas can. Tart notes from the Apple Fritter lineage clash beautifully with those telltale honeyed sweet notes of gelato lineage, to create a flavor profile that is simultaneously bright and roaring, yet subtle and sweet. Fritter Cake is both entree and dessert. Just like its flavor profile, Fritter Cake is miraculously even keeled, true hybrid, perfect for all times of the day. Start off on a long walk through the woods, or tuck in for some gelato and a movie.
An instant classic, Kali contains notes of every “old-school” cannabis profile; hazy citrus clashes against hints of skunk and spice, earthen pine tones are calmed by the slightest kushy berry sweetness on the exhale, the slightest hints of gas appear upon breaking up the bud. Kali is complex and new profiles lurk around every corner, notes of cardamom and pepper briefly flash, skunk and haze battle it out for profile dominance, this is the profile for the connoisseur and harkens back to landrace strains. Indica and heavy hitting, feel the weight of the world slip away.
Giving the venus flytrap a run for its money, this incredibly dank ode to the carnivorous is a pungent mix of biting gas, soft earth and flora, and hair-raising spice. All gas and no brakes in the front, diesel and petrol leap out, before pine & citrus ground the profile in earthiness, before more subtle flavors give way to the exhale; cardamom, pepper, spices from all corners of the globe. Mendo Breath lineage, this flavor profile is for the connoisseur, searching for the new classic. Indica and heavy hitting, Meat Breath is comfort food; relax, unwind, kickback.
Kush lovers rejoice! Hashy berries and tingly notes of pepper and funk shimmer in Platinum Kush Breath Remix. Slight gassy tanginess on the exhale, but the showstopper is the telltale hashy kush that true connoisseurs can smell a mile away. For those searching for that nostalgic kush profile, search no further. Living up to the name, the stone is pure kush, pure indica – relaxing, pain relieving. Feel the wave wash over you or feel the weight of gravity lifted off your shoulders. Platinum Kush Breath will take the edge off.
Soft cheesy notes are sprinkled in amongst roaring diesel and pine tones in the complex profile of the Soap. Skunk & spice leap from the foreground, but Animal Mints x Kush Mints lineage allows for a minty cookie sweetness on the exhale. Go ahead, wash your mouth with this one. Sativa, but remarkably even-keeled, the stone of the Soap is invigorating and enlivening, but never too speedy. Alert. Focused. Energized. Awaken the mind and the senses after your morning shower/scrub down.
Hang ten, dude! Truffaloha is pure fruit punch, tropical and earthen, swirled in with notes of skunk and gas, to create the ideal beach day flavor profile. Notes of pineapple, banana, and cherry are intensified and brightened by petrol tones that liven up Truffaloha. Classic skunk notes loom over the profile. Though the profile is all sunshine and sand, the stone of the Truffaloha is indica, relaxing and comforting. Euphoric and calming, the stone makes you want to lay out the towel & catch some sun. Let the wave wash over you.
Sweet and acidic oranges, garlic, gas, and diesel, the Z Trop blends beautifully two profiles we all love dearly, but rarely see together, gas and citrus. A race car screaming through a citrus orchard. Jet fuel burns as oranges or grapefruits hang off the tree. Two pillars in the foundation of how we taste and describe cannabis finally come together to show the potential power of one united front. Let this profile take you for a real spin. Indica leaning, but not leaning into couch lock, the high of the Z Trop is as adventurous and complex as its profile, calming and sedating, while still having energy and giving life to the experience, the Z Trop is both the morning cup of coffee and the nightcap.
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